I know, I know...I continue to yap about the I Do, I Do's.
This time?
Heidi and Seal, well, sealed their marriage vows-AGAIN-in Palm Beach this past weekend. And, why not?
It is sort of ho-hum how they do this EVERY freaking year. Don't get me wrong, I am as happy as a diamond-encrusted island clam for these kids, but please. Every year? Come ON!
SNOOZE and YAWN. We get it...you are IN LOVE and good for you.
Well, if they HAD to chrip their vows to each other they picked an excellent location in this neck-of-the-palms. It was a gorgeous weekend 'round here.
But, Seal should just sing his vows, if you ask me (and they never will)-and she should just sashay up and down the sand like it's a Vic Secret runway!
They do take this renewing vows biz to extremes, but let us go ahead and give 'em credit where credit is due (like they need validation from this blog).
Let me see, where was I? Oh, giving them credit. Uh-huh.
Yes, they are talented, rich, very rich and then richer; they have four kids and if the tabloids have it correct, they do a good job in that department. Oh, they moved the wedding re-deux to Florida this year instead of the usual Mexico for the safety of their brood.
Bummer that I didn't get word of this until after the deed was done, again, for the umpteenth time.
Listen, how cool-super cool, if I had been on my terrace gazing through my binoculars and Heidi and Seal hanging on the beach in wedding costumes came into view.
Wait, that makes it sound like I snoop with my binoculars and you know I would NEVER do such a thing.
See ya (if not Heidi and fam) 'round the beaches!
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