CLASSICAL MUSIC, FOR PETS

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Is classical music good for the ears of pets?

I have no idea, but this cool-kitty doesn't need anything to keep calm.

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NEW YEAR, NEW BLOG

Salud, Kids!

Get yourselves over to my new blog (no, I'm not ditching this one)...it's where we will discuss all sorts of people, places and things.

Rant about them...then...rate them. In a manner of speaking.

Today?

It's all about a restaurant called, Brio and Arnold Palmer (the drink).

See ya there.


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THAT YANK ARCHIE LEACH HITCHED IT WITH HITCH

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SAG Awards were last night and Clooney lost to that French guy from, The Artist!

If you saw a prior blog post you know I don't think ANY of the nominees can touch a glorious hair on the head of, Cary Grant.

Now, we still have to endure the Oscars (and the ridiculous interviews on the Red Carpet...wish they would present the carpet celeb-stroll like, The Artist...SILENT-with music.), so Clooney COULD bring it all home, but I doubt if he will. We saw his little movie, The Descendants, and it was good. And, excruciating. So, if he wins; he wins.

British Brian chimes in with his 'Two Pounds' on Cary Grant and the fabulous Hitch (cock, of course).

Yes, Hitchcock movies are in my library and I am a huge fan of most of his tales. His later flicks just got gory and weird (not in a particularly fun way).

The Civil War aside, I think we can all assure Bri that we are, indeed, Yanks-when it comes to a point of reference for the UK.

So, read on...

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Submitted by Brian Wilson
Bath, UK
All rights reserved and copyrighted

Cary Grant - Alfred Hitchcock - like so many Brits, they had to cross the pond to "make their fortune."

Now,. we look forward to the you folks from USland coming over here

Cary was born, Archibald Alexander Leach (IU NOTE: Forgive that I will ALWAYS think of both Cary AND John Cleese when it comes to this name...if you don't know why, just move on), in 1904 in Bristol, England (we only live a few miles away from Bristol) - so he was a Brit - well English actually.


Horfield, Bristol BS7. Birthplace of Archie Leach better known as Cary Grant.


He was an only child (IU NOTE: We like only children) and had an unhappy start in life.

His mother lost a child and went into a clinical depression.

When Archibald was only 9 years old, his father placed her in a mental institution and told Archibald that she had gone away on a long holiday.
What a xxxxxxxx of a father (IU NOTE: agreed) - just think of the effect on a little 9 year old.

To make matters worse when Archibald was 10, his father abandoned him after remarrying and having a baby with his young new wife.

His father must have been such a nice man - I think not!!

Archibald believed this story; only finding out the truth in 1935 when he was 31!!

How would you feel if it was you?

One can only guess at the effect on Cary.

As Cary Grant he immediately came back to Bristol and sought out his mother - who was still alive in a mental care facility!

Just try to imagine the mixture of emotions that must have coursed through his mind.

Even though he had a very disturbed early life, Archibald was no academic slouch - he passed his scholarship exam to attend a Grammar School, but was expelled in 1918 (aged 14) - I wonder why?

At the age of 11 children took a special exam (the 11+) and, if you passed; you had a place.

But, only 35 to 45 % passed and studied what we would call today a very academic series of subjects - the majority had to go to a Secondary Modern School and studied technology and practical subjects.

Today our schools are Comprehensive - they enrol students of all skill and attainment levels.

There is some debate as to which system is best - but, as Mo and I can confirm (we both passed the 11+) the old system enabled bright students, from poor backgrounds, to get as top flight education.

I was even more lucky - I got a scholarship to attend a boarding school - one where you lived at the school - shades of Hogwarts eh!!

Back to litte Archibald. He joined an English travelling troupe of player, even performing as a stilt walker!!.

Archie Leach (Cary Grant) with the Bob Pender troupe (sitting, far right).

Aged 16 he crossed the pond, with the Troupe to New York in 1920 for a two year tour.

But, when they returned Archibald decided to stay.

Our loss - your gain.



What's your favourite (sorry favorite) Cary Grant film (IU NOTE: See photo for answer to that question, and NEVER apologize for using English spelling, etc.) - for me it is North by North West - directed by yet another Brit - Alfred Hitchcock!!


It's behind you!!!

The fantastic last reel.

During the World War 2 Cary was devastated when he was told that his family home had been destroyed during the bombing of Bristol and that his whole family (uncle, aunt, cousin and their families) were killed as well.
So much sorrow in his life.

There are so many books about Cary, but suffice to say that, after working under his own name, when Hollywood called he decided to change his name to Cart Grant and became a US citizen. He was known for his transactlantic accent, debonair demeanour and "dashing good looks". Pam - does this describe me (IU NOTE: Absolutely)??!!! (only kidding).

Although Grant was only 62 when he retired from the screen, he remained active in other areas.

In the late 1960s, he accepted a position on the board of directors at Fabergé and later joined the boards of The Academy of Magical Arts, Western Airlines and MGM amongst others.

He died on November 29, 1986 at the age of 82 (IU NOTE: Sadness. Just sadness).

A Statue was erected in memory of Cary in Bristol - the town of his birth and childhood.

See there are so many links between us (IU NOTE: We are happy about this).

Long may it reign - sorry is that OK when speaking to a citizen of a Republic? - Sorry for the daft English joke (IU NOTE: Yes, it is very okay and don't apologize...we adore English jokes).

Finally - if we are called "Brits" what do we call you over there in USland?
I understand that "Yankee" means people who supported the North in the Civil War - Americans could mean people from both North and South America - or do folks over in Florida want to be called "Floridians"?

Anyone got any ideas?

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Love to all - Brian and Mo


Brian Wilson - brian@europaassociates.co.uk
P.S. Like to try Croquet this winter?
When: - Every Monday, Thursday and Saturday from 1.00 to 4.00pm.
What is the cost?: - £3/session.
What is needed?: - No booking or equipment required - just flat shoes and warm clothes.
Where do I go?: - Camerton and Peasedown Croquet Club, Redpost Ground on Whitebrook Lane, opposite Red Post Inn, Peasedown St John, Bath. BA2 8JH

INDIA IS SOCIAL DITCHING AND DANCING

Salud, Kids!

Oh, Facebook-Facebook, I have abandoned you...again! And, I am not alone (more on that in a second). I am just to the point of being Facebooked-Out (just invented that word) and have taken a much-needed break.

Twitter?

Yeah, I'm still Tweeting, but it is random and scarce. Mostly, I use it to promote the blog, stay in touch with a few folks and cast a squint-eye on idiotic Tweets of celebrities (if you check my Follows, you will see I use that term loosely).

Now, this brings me to India.

Oh, India-India, I love how you honor special days of Republic by rocking it on a plane.

Plus, your savvy youth seem to be seeking the true meaning of life-after-social-media. Apparently.

Yep, According to ChannelNewsAsia, India'a youth seem to be ditching social-media to immerse themselves in something other than on-line shenanigans. Maybe they are even seeking something radical like real life. You never know.

I'm not saying I won't go back to Facebook, but, like India's youth, it really is exhausting.

And, let's not even discuss how boring it can be to read details on someone making a tuna sandwich for lunch and then how they went for a power-nap.

Read on...


ChannelNewsAsia...
NEW DELHI: India's urban youth are suffering social-media "fatigue," prompting a number to delete their Facebook and other accounts, according to a new study.

"Youngsters have started finding social media boring, confusing, frustrating and time-consuming," the survey commissioned by by the Associated Chambers of Commerce and Industry of India (ASSOCHAM) found.

India's youth have "started experiencing social-media fatigue" and are tending to log less frequently onto social networks like Facebook, Google+, Twitter, Orkut, and others than when they signed up, the study reported.

Some 55 per cent of respondents said they had "consciously reduced" their time spent on social media websites and it was no longer a "craze" for them.

More than half of the 55 per cent who had cut down on their activity on social media sites said they had actually deactivated or deleted their accounts and profiles from these websites.

Of nearly 200 young people interviewed in New Delhi, 60 per cent said they found it "boring and sick to see constant senseless status updates."

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Gotta run. I have LOTS of time to fill now that I am not social-networking.

What do I do now?

Help!

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OSCAR AWARDS, CLOONEY IS NO CARY

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I am stifling a yawn as I peruse the Oscar nominations for this, well, last year.

Yes, The Artist, is excellent and unique.

Yes, many of the films and performances are worthy of a nod.

Yet, when I cast a squinted-eye upon the list of BEST actors, to me, they seem an overall boring lot.

The man in the the YouTube clip for today is anything BUT, and his reward? An honorary statue, toward the end of things.



His personal life aside (and we should all try to do a better job of keeping our fat noses out of the private affairs of others), this man was witty, urbane, handsome, real, unreal. And, has a man EVER looked so perfect while hitting the dirt in an open cornfield (see: North By Northwest)? I think we all know the answer to that question.

Cary Grant.

In my opinion (which doesn't mean much), no one will ever touch the hem of his perfectly creased trousers (wearing plain pants is for the ordinary).

But, keep trying George and Brad and Collin (he comes kinda close), and Johnny.

Sorry boys, you will just never make it to the top of the Cary Grant heap.

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HAGGLING FOR A MOROCCAN MAGIC CARPET RIDE

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Those zany Brits...Brian and Mo sent us a little something (more to come) about their MOST recent shenanigans (vacay to Morocco), but I thought I would kick it off with a little something from Bob and Bing. Just to get you into the spirit of things with a camel (NOT the smokes).



That world-weary twosome put us all to shame with their exotic jet-setting. So, read on...

Contributed by Brian Wilson
All rights reserved and copyrighted
(IU NOTE: Indicates comments inserted by Indiscreetly Us, editor)

"Like Webster's dictionary, we're Morocco bound" - so said Bing Crosby and Bob Hope - as so were we.

We took off from London Gatwick (IU NOTE: I love the sound of this airport and have utilized their services with Gaz...Gaz at Gatwick...sounds like a poem) and, after a straightforward flight we arrived at Marrakesh.

But, the problem was - so did 3 other flights - who schedules these flights to land one after the other (IU NOTE: Morocco?)?

Mo and I were sitting at the rear of the plane (IU NOTE: Gaz and I always prefer that section, it's great for observing the hi jinks of other passengers. Who wants first class? All the fun happens in the REAR of the plane) - so we were the last to get off.

It took us over 1.5 hours (IU NOTE: What sort of system allows jet-setters to WAIT?) - yes 90minutes just to clear passport control!!!!!

But, the hotel pool made up for it at Riu Palmerie (IU NOTE: Agreed. Now, THIS is what we call jet-set-savvy ).


But, if you are looking for good food (IU NOTE: Yes, we always are) you may want to give this a miss (IU NOTE: Thumbs down!)- it was very bland and the specialist Italian restaurant was a joke (IU NOTE: We NEVER joke about food)- lamb in a rosemary sauce was lamb in a brown sauce (which tasted very much like a Moroccan meal we had a day prior!!

But, we were in Marrakesh - have you been (IU NOTE: Nope. And, don't taunt us, Bri) -the old town (the Medina) is worth a trip.

The snow-topped Atlas Mountains (IU NOTE: We feel this is just another taunt, Bri, but carry on)were only an hours's drive away - from our hotel we could see them clearly - what a sight!!

These are the old wall of Marrakesh with the snow topped Atlas mountains calling you (IU NOTE: Well, we couldn't hear them all the way from South Florida, so we have to take your word for it) towards them.

We went shopping in the main souk or bazaar. But take care as you are hassled all the time by vendors of all ages and genders wanting to sell you something .

In the souks you must haggle(IU NOTE: I try to haggle at the grocery store. I'm cheap like that.) - it is part of the "game" of shopping (IU NOTE: Bri, I have a black-belt in this, and let me say shopping is no GAME where I am concerned).

We - well actually Mo - bought a 150 year old carpet from the Atlas Mountains - a real bargain at £200 (IU NOTE: Well, I love a bargain, so bravo, Mo. But, for that price we hope it is a magic carpet).


The souks are usually crowded with people!!

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Yes, Brian and Mo bring us their world travels and Indiscreetly Us brings you snide comments.

Who could ask for more?

Well, you gonna get more...from Brian and Mo...so, stay with us, Kids!

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SLEEPING WITH ORANGES

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So, yesterday, a little sleep-deprived, I made Britt a dreamsicle cake (SCRATCH) for her birthday (the other B helped).



Dreamsicle sounds so, dreamy, but is really an orange cake. It was topped with a decadent buttercream orange frosting that was exquisite.

All this delectable orange-sugary-delight dreaminess, immediately make me long for a tiny snooze sleep under groovy orange light bulbs.

Seriously, I JUST (I am WAY behind this orange-curve as the science world yapped about it back in 2011) now discovered that white light bulbs are B-A-D for sweet dream inducing slumber and the glow of an orange one causes you to drift sweetly into dreamland.

It is all about Melatonin and stuff. The orange glow is good for you.


Come ON...let's get brainy (we can TRY) today and cast our eyes upon a colorful tidbit from Science Daily...

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ScienceDaily (Sep. 12, 2011) — Exposure to the light of white LED bulbs, it turns out, suppresses melatonin 5 times more than exposure to the light of high pressure sodium bulbs that give off an orange-yellow light. "Just as there are regulations and standards for 'classic' pollutants, there should also be regulations and rules for the pollution stemming from artificial light at night," says Prof. Abraham Haim of the University of Haifa.

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Kids, the thought of replacing a zillion light bulbs is exhausting, so I was wondering if tossing in a gaggle of the real deals (oranges) would cause the same effect. We do dwell in the land of oranges, so how hard could it be to just go find a grove and grab a load of 'em?


Probably not!

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QUINN CUMMINGS, COLLAPSED AND A FROCK

Salud, Kids!



Hey, I never promised you would learn anything USEFUL on this blog.

Ridiculous? Fun? Well, that depends on your sense of humor (I know you have one or you would NOT be here), so I can not answer that searing question. Fun is as fun does, I always say.

It's Tuesday today, but it feels like Monday because yesterday was a holiday, so I'm totally off-course (like that cruise ship, but that's another blog).

So, hello, Tuesday and goodbye, Monday (yes, I am reaching, but I need a segueway).

Speaking of farewells, remember the, Goodbye Girl?

Marsha M., as a single-mom and Richard D., as a goofball actor. Loved that movie, but especially the kid.

Remember the kid who didn't like to be called kid? Lucy was her character, but her parental-unit-given-name is, Quinn Cummings.

I realize it is unfair to her (she's all growed up now with a kid of her own) to toss this bit of ancient history out there, but read on and you'll understand. Maybe. Don't count on it though.



As a blogger (I am one if I say so), I find myself trolling for other, more interesting (keep your comments to yourself on that statement) rants and raves and I find them, sometimes. Rarely.

Occasionally, I uncover something particularly worthy, informative, witty or dark-humored.

Enter, Quinn Cummings, and her blog, QC Report.

It's worthy because she seems smart and sassy (she probably would NOT like that term) and she recently wrote a blog that really spoke to me on several levels.

Yeah, it was all about reading a real book, the kind with binding and ink pressed upon actual paper (which is mostly water with a little wood pulp tossed in) that comes from a library (large building housing, um, BOOKS).

Seems her selection was something or other on the sexual history of London. Well, I ADORE that magical city, so she had me at the title (come ON, it WAS only the allure of the city!).

Quinn takes her readers on a humorous adventure as she plots and executes ways to READ the book without exposing her young and curious off-spring, and quite uninteresting-sounding other mothers, to the contents of the tome.

Sexual history in a foggy town? Heavy and compelling subject matter.

So what?

You want heavy and compelling?

Fine. I am here to serve.

That photo of a book resting at the top of this blog? It's the latest book given to me and I stare at it, resting on a table, and keep walking.

Compelling, huh?

The title pretty much sums up how I feel about actually reading that book. Nah, I don't...Give A Frock...about reading it. But, I do like the tone of the title, so I will leave it on the table as inspiration.

Like I Give a Frock, is by some Australian kid who, apparently, also does blogging and has oodles of fans and what-have-yous. It is a small volume (so, forget it being heavy), like Nancy Drew with snap, I suppose.

Honestly, I did thumb through it and read a few reviews and they were similar to what a reviewer could quip about this blog. Some people really DO NOT give a FROCK about the feelings of creative types like the Aussie and myself.

Now, as for Quinn...she would most likely enjoy a rowdy literary conversation with Gaz (if you don't know about him, just move on), or B (see prior parenthesis).

Their current titles, respectively; Biocentrism, and Collapsed. And, simply gazing upon the covers causes me to cringe and I flee the room.

Basically, I do NOT give a frock about them, and as you can clearly see, our Cavi-Girl doesn't give a FLYING (or maybe SLEEPING) FROCK about any book that doesn't taste like chicken (yes, there are flavored books for dogs).

Call me frivolous (I've been called that and worse), but when I want to escape reality via reading material I want to catch a flight to fluff-land. Isn't there enough pain and suffering (I didn't say one word about those KarDASH-DOT-SEMICOLONS) in the world? Do I have to read books about it? Nope, but those around me just have to be intellectual.

Oh, it pains me to say this, the readers of these nerdy-looking books are SMART-ASS-SMART, and would not dream of reading anything trivial. But, they are also fun and sassy, so I tolerate their brains, and boring-ass-looking books.

Collapsed and Biocentrism rumblings aside...that historical read Quinn blogged about could find me dusting off my library card. Yes, I DO have one.

I am fairly certain Gaz would drop Biocentrism like a hot (insert some scientific term, I can't do everything) and read that aloud to me while I sip a cocktail.

B?

Nah. He'd nicely suggest I try to enlighten myself by grabbing the audio version of his book and then return to the deeply-serious pages of a deeply-serious topic. Either that, or recommend I return to the glory-days of reading Carolyn Keene.

Okay then...cocktails and Biocentrism...sounds...magical!

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GOLDEN GLOBES, JE T'AIME MIDNIGHT PARIS

Bonjour!!



It's MOI...blathering on about absolutely nothing significant, but if we must...I wonder if you are going to be catching the Golden Globes on Sunday.

They are shaping up to be boring, but I thought I would yap about it only because it gives me a chance to post this snap of me in Paris.

Oh, je t'aime that city. Do they hate us? Probably, but that's their problem. Paris is divine.

But, about the GG's.

Mon Dieu...the ONLY movie in the running that is even remotely interesting to me is, Midnight in Paris. Oh, Woody...your little film is also divine and I have never loved the nasal chirpings of Owen Wilson more.



Au revoir!!

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SURI IS BLUE, BUT IVY SHOULD BE GREEN

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Joy and rapture.

Bouncin' Blue Ivy Carter has made the scene in New York City and people are losing their minds.

I know this because Ivy is GREEN.

Wait, if you are richly-rich I suppose it can be any color in the rainbow. You just pay someone to change it for ya.


Some are lovin' Beyonce (I'm not putting in the dumb accent mark)and JZ and their shenanigans.

Some are, well, not.

Heck, a new baby (faked pregger pillow? who's to say?)IS always a joyous thing to behold. So, let us simply say that we hope this infant brings them peace on earth.

However, like the month January and the Kardash-dots-semicolons, I'm already BORED BLUE with this news/mess (was she or wasn't she preg, did she have some Brazilian surrogate). Yawn and snooze-fest.

Please let them cocoon for a few months and coo and cuddle BIC (I still say it should be GIC-Green Ivy Carter).

Besides, the cradle runneth-OVAH with celeb-tots, so they should TRY to keep it real.


My favorite celeb-spawn?

Suri Cruise.

Not only because she is defiant and publicly lets her feelings be known (that's not HER in the snap), or refuses to wear a coat in the frigid NYC winters until she probably turns a perfect designer shade of blue.

Not only because she wears better shoes and threads than the Queen of England (have you ever really looked at the shoes wrapped around those royal soles?).

No, I prefer Suri because she is always eating cupcakes, ice cream or penis shaped gummy-whatevers (don't give me the squint-eye on that last one. Katie bought 'em for her, not me-Google/Bing it).

I admire that her parental units let her do whatever she wants, 24/7. It's easier that way, let me tell you. I mean why fight it? You know celeb-snots are gonna grow up and do whatever they please, so why not kick it off at birth?

This reminds me that I need to share this gem to a certain someone a time zone and climate range away.

Yeah, she's got a new babeh and needs tips (doesn't every new Mother just CRAVE loads of unasked for advice? Certainly.) to get him off on the right foot in life. He is gonna need every advantage to compete with the spawn of the famous.

RECOMMENDATIONS FOR A SUPER SPOILED CELEB-WORTHY-CHILD

*No specific bedtime (should set their own schedule to fit their mood)
*Loads of sugar (any form), day and night
*No fruit or vegetables, if they don't want them
*No books allowed in house
*No educational games, ever
*Unlimited clothing budget (even if parents have to sink deeply into debt)
*Allowed to select their attire (even if inappropriate for weather or occasion)
*No form of manners to be taught or used
*Uncontrolled running/screaming in any and every public location (especially restaurants, grocery stores, drug stores, malls...endless)is required
*Public and private temper tantrums (prolonged preferred) should be encouraged
*Hitting, slapping, scratching, shouting (this should include parents, other adults and children)
*They should never respect rules or authority figures

Yeah, I think this is an excellent way to get her little guy off to a perfect start in life.

Naturally, I plan to offer tons more unsolicited advice. A lot of it.

Wait, I wasn't raised according to the rules on that list, so guess I will have to utilize those dumb manners my parents INSISTED on hammering into my thick head and NOT offer her my tips.

Dragola and HOW will she manage without them? Better yet, how will her offspring navigate a world filled with entitled little celeb-brats?

Drama, drama, drama.

And, if you haven't seen the blog, Suri's Burn Book, you should-but only if you REALLY appreciate satire.

Oh, that Suri.

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SPLASHING BOREDOM, BLOCKED HEAD

Salud, Kids!

I am already bored with the usual assortment of January chatter. Taxes, exercise, resolutions, blah, blah, blah. BORING!!

And, can you believe it?

We have already arrived at January 11, and you know what that means, right?

Don't disappoint me and say you have NO FREAKING IDEA.

Remember?

January 11 — National Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friend Day.
The folks in the photo know HOW TO DO IT!! That is what I call splashing. Friend? Probably not, but I love their style.
They gonna need a Hot Toddy or two, after THAT splash. And, yes...they DROVE through a puddle, but let's don't split water particles over it!

January 11 - National Hot Toddy Day-WELL, THIS SHOULD BE EVERY SINGLE DAY!

See how I'm keeping this month jumpin'?

Do I have to do everything 'round this blog?

Oh, yes. I guess I do.

No matter, 1-11-12 has dawned and wouldn't you know it, the temps have zoomed back into the 80's here in South Florida. Not exactly hot drink weather.

Oh, who cares...move out of my way...it's TODDY and PUDDLE TIME. Now, if I only had a friend and a puddle it would be the perfection.

Hm, I wonder if it would count if I tossed a glass of water on a stranger?

But, wait. Seems I DON'T have to EVERYTHING.

British Bri and Mo have drifted back to Bath (where they live, not the tub) and promise to regale us (he didn't really use that expression) with tales of Morocco.

However, he DID send his thoughts on all things Hot Toddy, including how the libation is excellent for a blocked head/nose. Sounds better than Advil Cold and Sinus.

Kids, if Bri can get into Hot Toddy Day...WHY CAN'T EVERYONE?

So, read on...

From British Brian Wilson
All Rights Reserved and Copyrighted.

Hoping that everyone over there (IU Says: he means us Yanks) has had a superb National Bittersweet Chocolate Day (70 to 80% cocoa rules OK?).

(IU Says: Bri, every day is celebrate chocolate day 'round these beaches.)

We also want to wish you and everyone over there (IU Says: Yanks, again) an excellent "Step in a Puddle .......... Day" - not forgetting National hot toddy day."

I never knew that the US had so many special days (IU Says: neither did we) - are they all holidays (we have no idea, Bri)?

But, Pam - hot toddy?

Years ago in my home area (the north of England) this was a preparation of a hot toddy mixing whisky, boiling water, and sugar or honey (IU Says: sounds good to us, Bri).

We sometimes added cloves and even cinnamon (supposed to clear a blocked head/nose).
Why ruin a superb drink (Scotch) with anything but water? I do not add anything to my whisky - and certainly not, if it is my usual 12 or 18 year old single malt whisky (IU Says: Wow, everything we drink was made last week, Bri).

We are holding onto our supply for your visit (IU Says: see why we adore Bri and Mo?) - but it gets harder and harder not to delve into our little "stash" (IU Says: we understand, completely, Bri).

I understand that in the US Bourbon is mixed with Ginger ale - is this true (IU Says: huh?)?

Love to all - Brian (sorry Bri) and Mo.

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OLYMPIC GHOSTS FLOAT TO BAHAMAS

Salud, Kids!!

Even Florida residents need a winter break. This first photo comes up later, so remember it.

Ignoring your squint-eye at that statement, we'll just move on and yap about a little trek the Four-B's made to the Bahamas a few days ago aboard one of the Celebrity ships.

Yeah, we did the famous Straw Market and half of our little troupe beach-bummed, but that's NOT what we seriously need to focus our bleary eyes on at the moment.

Take a look at the RMS Olympic, sister ship (it didn't sink) to the Titanic, and think of ghosts from Restaurants-Past.
Can't you just picture the elegant and richly-rich wining, dining and dancing...surrounded by heavy wooden walls and glorious beveled windows and mirrors? Close your eyes and you can probably hear the music playing and the glasses tinkling...everyone dressed in fine linen, lace and silk (even some of the women).

If your imagination is still on weekend-mode, picture the banquet room on the Haunted Mansion ride at Disney World. There you go, now you're getting it.

Now, take a gander at Celebrity, Millennium. Close your eyes and try to imagine the same thing. Forget that most people live in shorts and flip-flops while making the journey to the Bahamas.

Ghosts from a ship that has sailed on to the shipyard in the heavens, twirled all around us as we dined amid flaming food and attentive, well, attendants.

Kids, the fabulous, Olympic, lives on in small ways aboard the Millennium. I wouldn't kid ya. Well, I would, but I'm not this time.

When you step your designer-clad-self(go with me here)into the Olympic restaurant on Millennium, it is first class for many reasons. So, you pay extra-it's worth it!

You are surrounded byfabulous service, stellar food
and glorious paneling, glass and mirrors from the one and only, RMS Olympic.You got it!! Celebrity rescued lovely pieces of that lovely ship and they now sail on.

Yes, we were CERTAIN we saw ghosts from the Olympic staring at us, so we lifted a glass to them and sailed on.

Not to disappoint you zany IU readers, I tossed in the usual Bahamas kinda thing for your viewing (or tomato tossing) pleasure...complete with proper foot attire!



Thank you, Celebrity, for keeping a bit of the past in the present!

See ya 'round the beaches-real or virtual.

TONED TIMBERLAKE AND HISTORICAL HOTTIE

Salud, Kids!

Work with me here. Let's find ways to take the BLAH out of January.

How?

Did you not read the post yesterday?

I handed you a photo, probably, of January Jones (what kind of name is that?).

Today I offer you a couple of slick guys, both born in January.

The toned and fab-abs of JT...have no idea how old this snap is.

He claims to have brought sexy back, but the jury is still out that one.

While we ponder if JT has the chops to conjure up a sexy image, let's cast our gaze upon this historical musical hottie.



Frisky Franz (Schubert, if you don't recognize this visiion) isn't flashing his toned tummy, he still looks hot in that get-up. Veru hot.

Seriously, with that mess of fabric cinched up around his neck he HAD to be hot.

We do know that the original Mr. Schu (if you have never watched, Glee, you won't get that reference and I salute you), most-def had the musical chops, even if he failed to bring the sexy.

Let's keep January Jumpin'!!

See ya 'round the beaches-real or virtual.
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JANUARY JONES AND A HOT TODDY

Salud, Kids!

Cold weather has zipped into South Florida.

COLD.

It's dipping into the 30's for a few minutes and the weather folks are having all kinds of fun.

Gonna be 80 in a few days, so, PLEASE. Grab a hot-toddy and that paper party hat you donned for the New Year welcome and warm your niblets.



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January.

What does that word conjure up?

It has the potential to be a blah and boring month. But, wait.

That photo at the top is meant to conjure up that actress and spice things up for ya. Heck, I'm not sure if that IS her (pretty sure), but it's a great snap anyway, right?

So, the word, January. Let's see.

January Jones (I only liked her for that second she appeared in, Love Actually).

January-a REALLY long month.

January-Britt's (if you don't know her, just skip it) birthday month.

January-1962 - Pope John XXIII excommunicates Fidel Castro.

What? A little bit of history will kill ya?

January- MLK Day.

And, if that's not getting your mo-jo revvin', gaze upon these January highlights.

January 11---MY FAVORITE, and I plan to honor it appropriately.


January 4 — National Spaghetti Day-LOVE THIS ONE
January 4 - National Trivia Day
January 5 — Bird Day
January 5 — National Bean Day
January 5 — National Whipped Cream Day-OH, YES!
January 5 - Organize Your Home Day
January 6 — International Respect for Living Day
January 6 — National Shortbread Day
January 6 - National Smith Day
January 6 - Apple Tree Day
January 6 - National Bean Day
January 7 - I'm Not Going To Take It Anymore Day
January 7 - National Tempura Day
January 8 - Midwife's Day or Women's Day
January 8 — National Bubble Bath Day
January 8 — National English Toffee Day
January 8 — Postal Day
January 8 - Show and Tell Day at Work
January 9 — National Apricot Day
January 9 — National Static Electricity Day-GET A LITTLE SHOCK!
January 9 - RV Workers and Workampers Day
January 10 — Volunteer Fireman's Day
January 10 - Weigh-In Day-ABSURD!
January 10 - National Bittersweet Chocolate Day
January 11 — National Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friend Day
January 11 - National Hot Toddy Day-WELL, THIS SHOULD BE EVERY SINGLE DAY!
January 12 - National Clean Off Your Desk Day
January 12 — National Marzipan Day
January 12 - Thank God It's Monday Day
January 13 — Blame Someone Else Day

See, here is proof that January is a very thrilling month. And, I have only taken you through less than half of it.

See ya 'round the beaches-real or virtual.
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MO IS IN MOROCCO

Salud, Kids!

The holidays are sort of over. I mean here we sit at January 2, already. Where has the year gone?

Seriously, the holidays were sublime in South Florida, but now I sit here watching my dog snore and ponder all things 2012.

Well, not that deeply...you know, Mayans and all.

Nah, I detest reflecting on the old year. I mean, what's done is done, right? Let it go already.

Emerson said it perfectly..."You've done all you can do with the day (substitute year)...move on (I'm paraphrasing, naturally).

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Letting no grass under their British Soles...Brian and Mo.

You know them.

They reside in Bath, UK (and frequently contribute to IU), and tried to teach us stuff (a scone is a scone by any name) on the Queen Victoria a few months back. They tolerate my zany Anglo-Philean (is that a word?) obsession and are quite gracious.

However, I am digressing here (what else is new?).

Mo and Bri (I just HAD to abbreviate Brian, it just goes SO well with Mo, don't ya think?) are world-tripping to Morocco. You heard me.

Go on, be jealous. I am.

Morocco (see above snap to be really, really jealous).

Sounds so exotic.

IS exotic.

Here in South Florida?

Well, we went to Starbucks today with the top down on the car.

Exotic!

Go on. Be jealous.

Happy New Year, kids!

Jump in. Even if you can't go to Morocco or Starbucks with the top down.

See ya 'round the beaches-real or virtual.
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