SUPER BOWL SNOOZE-FEST AND STRIPPERS

The only thing remotely interesting to me about the upcoming Super-Cereal-Bowl was when I read about the search for hundreds and hundreds of new strippers to staff the Dallas, Arlington and what-have-you, bars and dives.

Yep, the DFW area is leaving no stripper pole unturned. I mean they are recruiting for, um, talent, so if you know any talent, opportunity is knocking. Gonna be a whole lot of snap, crackle and poppin' going on-and I'm not talking about on Jerry's fancy football field.

Packers/Steelers, I could not care less about this pigskin fest, but if I did care which team strode out of town with the trophy I wouldn't tell ya. I did drop this clue in here, for what it's worth.
Rah-Rah!!

INDISCREETLY BREAKING BAD FOR LAUGHS

Am enjoying being bad. NO, not really. Just watching my new favorite show,
Breaking Bad.It's a drama, but this clip with the two stars certainly is NOT.

SAGGY, SAGS

Anyone watch the Screen Actors Guild awards show on Sunday evening?Sort of like watching a repeat of the Golden Globes.

Next up?

Oscar.

Ho-hum!!

BOUTIQUE BOPPIN'

All those clothes at SAG awards show last night had me giving the thumbs up and thumbs down during that dumb Red Carpet show.
Much more fun was boppin' into a groovy boutique here in West Palm Beach and chatting with the owner, Kourtney!

HODA COMIN' TO WEST PALM BEACH

Hoda, you know the side-kick for Kathie Lee, will be running in the Susan Komen tomorrow here in West Palm Beach and signing books at some store off Worth Avenue on The Island.

STAND BY YOUR GORILLA OR SING IN YOUR KITCHEN

Big news from Britain. The upright walking gorilla.

Yeah, he's striking a pose, but notice the gorilla gals don't seem all that impressed and are not rushing to stand by their man.

More impressive? This video of the famed song on the same subject. Not by Tammy W. Oh, no! I bring you a little, um, different version. Check out this cover.
If that British gorilla got wind of that craziness he would sit down, FOREVER!!

EMILIO WORKS IT LIKE A G MAN

Charlie Sheen,in the news, again. Hope it works out for him. But, enough about him,I thought it was time for a little shout out to, Emilio. You know, his real brother.

So, here's a clip from that high-wattage film, Men At Work. What? You thought I'd drop in some of that drivel from his Brat Pack days? Forget about it.

Don't you dare turn up your nose, this is some memorable stuff. Come on, it takes talent to make being a garbage man look glam. Um, you be the judge on that one.

ARCHER, NOT YOUR TYPICAL SEXY SPY

He's back! New season...if you don't know Archer you don't know what you are missing.

SNUGGLE WITH SEXY PJ'S AND JEANS

Want to wear your jammies to work or your favorite restaurant?

Yeah, but you also love your favorite sexy jean, right?

No problem-o...some genius has waved a magic wand and you can do both.

Are you kids wearing pajama jeans?

Have you seen them?

Do you even know what they are?

They are cheap, around $35.00, but are they sexy?

I'm just not sure about this, but it sounds like wearing that blanket thing with arms as a coat!

Well, the good news is that they claim they will making them for men in the near future and I'm so relieved to hear it.

Why?

Because if women are going to be running around in crappy looking jeans why shouldn't men?

Indiscreetly Yours,
The Bark

KINKY CUPCAKES AND VALENTINE'S DAY

Um, if you know me (and who doesn't), you know about my cupcake addiction. But, I'm thinking it is about to be challenged with this new book.
Evidently, we should forget about Sprinkles, Buttercream, Magnolia and so on and get crazy with...Kinky Cupcakes.

Hm. I'm a good sport and all, but some things are just sacred. You know, like CUPCAKES!!

Let's don't get freaky with those sweet little cups of flour and sugar.

Then again, Valentine's Day is approaching and there is all that frosting...NO!!

Indiscreetly Yours,
The Bark

WICKEDLY WICKED WILDE

I often wonder, while composing an email or text, if my words are truly being understood. Not the exact phrase, but the tone. Probably not. I tend to write as though the receiver has a complete understanding of me on a personal level. Not a good idea in most cases.

My sense of humor is dry and wicked. Frequently my laughter can be heard above the crowd. Can't help it. I have also been known to laugh, inappropriately. Again, can't help it.



I think I love Oscar Wilde because he was wicked. At times his words were quite harsh. Did he mean them the way they were written?

Can you imagine the text messages he would have sent?

What about other historic icons?

What if our forefathers had all this technology back in the days of breaking with England? Email, Twitter, text messages, Face Time, etc.

Could it have gone something like this..."we're gone, good luck with the monarchy dudes."

Indiscreetly Yours,
The Bark

INDISCREETLY WISCONSIN AND A PIANO BOAT

State of the Union is over and Obama is jetting to Wisconsin.

More fun?

Wisconsin accents.



She's just having fun with it and you gotta love that, right?

Funny?

Why do we obsess over them?

How's your accent?

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What the hell?

Did you see the report this morning about a baby grand piano that surfaced in the waters of Biscayne Bay and just sits there.

It's a mystery, but I think we should call it piano boat, hop on and take a joy ride.


Oh, this isn't it. Nah, the one in the water doesn't have a bench.

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Indiscreetly Yours
The Bark

ANONYMOUS...

You may post anonymously...

Time To Rip And Razz Obama And The Oscar Nominations

What do you think about the 2011 nominations?

Spot on or all off?

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If Oscar chat is boring you to tears, and why wouldn't it be? The Razzie nominations bring it.



This clip about the nominations is much more entertaining that any of the movies making the B-Grade!

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How about Obama's State of the Union? Should those idiots, I mean political types sit all tossed together like a wilted salad?

Let's discuss.

Indiscreetly Yours!
The Bark

WELCOME AND PLEASE BE INDISCREET

If it is January, it must be time to launch a new blog.

Here it is, Indiscreetly Us. See how I am tugging you guys into it with me? Yeah, I try to be slick. I'm not, but I try.

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I have been blogging for approximately four years and find it both rewarding and frustrating. For the usual reasons.

Also, I am in the process of writing my third, unpublished, novel and I need a fresh perspective. The characters are solid and I remain hopeful for them, but there is a time to let it simmer and this is it. Please know that I am also, typically, hopelessly optimistic. It's a fault and one I'm fairly happy with. Back to the novel I will go, but not today.

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Discreetly Us is just something I thought up on this rainy day here in West Palm Beach. The drizzle is soaking the rich and not-so-rich, my dog is sleeping beside me, jazz is playing and I can hear street sounds from below. I live in a high rise.

Looking out at the fogginess of it I wondered, could I produce a blog and get any level of participation? I mean my other blog, Bark 'r Howl, gets semi-respectable stats, but little to zero participation.

As a blog reader I get how this works. Absolutely. I visit blogs, read them and leave without making comments. Why? Because I like being anonymous. I like the idea of secretly reading my guilty pleasures and then sliding away. Secretly, see?

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Secrets brought me to discreet, and that word a blog does not make. Discreet? Hardly.

However, I did not want to birth a blog with topics causing people to make nasty comments and bring the hate. But, it would be interesting to see if I could create a modicum of interest in sharing, well, secrets. Indiscreetly. Stay with me.

Could it be fun to share our stories, ideas, random thoughts or gripes? That being said, Indiscreetly Us came to mind. Let's talk it out. Major, minor and all things inbetween.

And, it is possible to be discreet while posting your Indiscreetly Us shenanigans. Well, it can be.

Seriously, you can find a way to make it anonymous if you really want. You know how and if you don't, it has to do with creating fun email addresses for yourself. Get it now?

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Will this blog sit here and mold like a hunk of cheese in my refrigerator? Could be. But, here I am, listening to and looking at the rain and feeling that old optimism creeping into my head.

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My indiscreet tidbit for today? Gee, I have so many, but I am going to confide in you that I play Cityville on Facebook, watch that inane show, Kendra and eat mini-cupcakes from the bakery at Publix (grocery chain). Good start, I think.

You got anything better? Let me indiscreetly hear it and that moldy cheese comment? Totally bogus. I love cheese and there is no way in hell it would ever be left long enough to mold.

Indiscreetly Yours,
The Bark