SUPER BOWL SNOOZE-FEST AND STRIPPERS

The only thing remotely interesting to me about the upcoming Super-Cereal-Bowl was when I read about the search for hundreds and hundreds of new strippers to staff the Dallas, Arlington and what-have-you, bars and dives.

Yep, the DFW area is leaving no stripper pole unturned. I mean they are recruiting for, um, talent, so if you know any talent, opportunity is knocking. Gonna be a whole lot of snap, crackle and poppin' going on-and I'm not talking about on Jerry's fancy football field.

Packers/Steelers, I could not care less about this pigskin fest, but if I did care which team strode out of town with the trophy I wouldn't tell ya. I did drop this clue in here, for what it's worth.
Rah-Rah!!