FAKE HEARTS AND FLOWERS

Valentine's Day is quickly approaching and isn't it JUST what we need? Another day of forced what-have-you. Cards, candy, flowers and more.

I say forget about February 14, and be romantic and, well, what-have-you, on a date YOU select.
Still, my heart did flutter when I received this little box of sugary hearts with meaningful love quotes. Aren't they just special as can be?

Damn, why don't they make these all year? You know what? Perhaps I need sugary, lovey-dovey morsels in July. What about that? Huh? What do you say to THAT candy and jewelry makers?

Wait. Jewelry? Let me think a second!