LILO TOP THE LETTERMAN LIST, BUT NOT AFI

My tolerance level for LiLo is CRESTING!

She is sad, pathetic and needs serious help, but she doesn't seem to realize she is a major mess. But, please make her image go away for a few years. No, I am NOT speaking of the woman show above. Sadly, she is already gone and there is a shortage of replacements. Big time.

No, let us see if we can convince gossip rags to ban the subject of Parent Trap Freckles. Today it is about her freaky father and how he booked her on Letterman to do the Top Ten List without her permission. Who knows if that is true, but, I believe we may know which direction to point ALL fingers for this disastrous young girl. Let us not forget, Mommy Dearest Dina, who is no madre-of-the-year, apparently.

Now, Mr. Achy-Breaky Heart is calling foul on Disney and his hillbilly daughter, Smiley Papyrus...I just can not bring myself to type her real name today. Again, family gone awry, but I am not judging. Can they slide into the night so we are free from their images?

To me, the current slate of talent is a heaping-helping of no-talent and no class, served up to an undemanding public.

Of course, the entertainment machines only crank out what is gobbled up, so I still do not judge. Well, not much.

Nope, the only judges I want to think about today are the ones serving up a more interesting list of REAL actresses. That cinematic institute has graciously provided a clip naming the top twenty-five best of all-time and I am thrilled to report the names won't be found on TMZ and such with any regularity, if ever.

I tend to agree and as I peruse this list, I can not bring myself to refer to the two scraggly Hollywood tarts mentioned earlier as actresees. It is offensive and an affront to me and to this list.

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